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    Sunday, March 08, 2009

    We're a Little Bit Posh


    Invite for my Mother's Group. All boys.
    Anyone with Bad Aim will be on latrine duty ..

    20 comments:

    Melody said...

    *giggle giggle*

    M said...

    Oh, but un-real work is so much more fun.

    KikiMiss said...

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, I wish I was near -- would you invite me with two girls I wonder?

    PS: How did you get only boys in your MG? Elimination? ;-)

    h&b said...

    Well, I forgot the sibs, which are nearly all girls .. but yeah, all the girls from the original lineup um, left.

    I think the testesterone scared them..

    dancingmorganmouse said...

    I had a champagne opening complete with ribbon cutting for a new bathroom once - noice invite!

    •´.¸¸.•¨¯`♥.Trish.♥´¯¨•.¸¸.´• said...

    OH I love it ...one of my 2yr olds has decided he wants to stand sometimes LOL bad idea .The other can't (in a cast).
    Another friend has a plastic boy 'urinal' standup potty - that attaches to the wall but I wouldn't buy it at $75
    I did see a study they did somewhere with grown men - their aim improved 80% when a fly was engraved at the bottom of the toilet bowl.
    Most digusting - One of my oldest son's friends had a knack of peeing over the side of the plastic bad lining the bin (it was next to the loo) ...so when you emptied the bin you got it everywhere ...eeeewwww

    Stomper Girl said...

    That *should* read BYO Willy, surely? You didn't invite anyone to poo did you?

    Poshness, it's relative.

    h&b said...

    Trish - we had a WeeMan ( http://www.weeman.com.au/ ) for the first child - I must say, it worked really well for us. As did the lemon tree outside.

    Stomper, it's your move.

    Cathy said...

    Hope the opening goes really well without too much damage being done with all the boys that will be attending. As I am an expert on boys (I have three plus a husband) - a target (which you can buy on Etsy) was placed in each toilet. The boys are still waiting to see what happens when they hit the target!!! At least my toilets are cleaner.

    Alby Mangroves said...

    I agree with Stomper, although the Ratbag recently said that while he has a willy, Peanut only has a bum. Everything is relative.

    Blue Mountains Mary said...

    I'm going to get a target. margot and I are sick of sitting on wet seats.

    Anything but real work is always more fun.

    Sindy said...

    I love your new bathroom, and I think your invites are brilliant. As far as the first aid kit goes, IKEA has a lockable white metal one.. You couls always paint it.

    Sindy

    muser said...

    haha. I love that invitation. Was someone on mop duty?

    Karen said...

    LOL at RSVPee!!

    Surfing Free said...

    Hee hee .... houw fabulous!! You should make sure everyone has lots of water to drink before they arrive so they can live up to their obligations ;) Personally I wouldn't want to sully your gorgeous new bathroom my my body fluids.

    peppermintpatcher said...

    I notice the invitation does not require an RSV'Pee'.

    Man, I crack myself up.

    crafty said...

    Ha ha ha, I laughed at your invite, but I am very glad I was late enough to catch PeePee's comment.

    My littlest told me she wants to be a boy so she can have a willy, because she loves willies. Hmmmm.

    Damselfly said...

    Hahaha!

    •´.¸¸.•¨¯`♥.Trish.♥´¯¨•.¸¸.´• said...

    OH the weeman looks interesting ...they are back to sitting thank goodness except when they pee on the tree or tyre when outside.

    I still laugh when I see this post.

    I have seen you commenting on my rounds - hope all is okay.

    Alison said...

    Your RSVPee made me laugh. That's the kind of joke I'd include on an invitation.

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