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    Friday, May 25, 2007

    So Where the Bloody Hell are ya ?

    Forgive me.

    There's been a few drafts, but i've really had nothing of interest to say.


    I've had some sort of sinus/headcold thing going on, and I guess a stuffed up head also means a lack of interest.
    Instead, i've been on the kiddie-party circuit, and instead of reading blogs, i've been reading the Big Brother online diary.
    Because i'm rather high-brow like that.


    Let's see,
    I could regale you with interesting stories such as the photo I took of a used Kleenex this morning. I sent the pic to my husband ( he wasn't impressed ). It was full of blood see, and I never get blood noses .. yet i've had a constant one for like, at least 4 days.

    I told him if I die of a brain aneurism, THEN he'll be sorry he thought my tissue was "gross", rather than rushing right home and rushing me straight to hospital.

    Harumph !


    Actually, now i'm worried, as soon as I press 'publish', i'm off to google 'brain aneurism'.


    I once lived next door to a girl who had the top of her head cut off and sewn back on again by a doctor. It freaked me out big time, especially since she seemed so cool about the whole thing, and didn't even seem to suffer headaches afterwards.

    Apparently she had some high risk of a hereditary thing, and her own mother had died at 37yrs of age or something. So she went to have a check up, and yup - off with the head !!

    A year later she had a baby, and I happened to be out the front when they came home from hospital. "It's not what you think" she said, as I admired her black-purple swollen eye. Unfortunately, the bar she was using to lift herself up onto the bed collapsed and smashed down on her. In labour. Talk about insult to injury.

    Plus she was having to convince people that her lovely, gentle husband didn't bash her. Heh.

    Whenever I think of that chick, I think of her as a bit of a hero ;)


    Now .. off to Google .....

    18 comments:

    Uli said...

    Hope you feel better soon. And, of course, that there's no aneurism

    dancingmorganmouse said...

    Careful they don’t try to cauterize your bleeding nose, red hot poker up the nostril territory I hear. Hope you feel better soon.
    You may want to consider the theory that watching crap tv rots the brain though ;)

    kirsty said...

    dancingmorganmouse has made me feel ever so queasy :(

    There's a big brother online diary? Do you need to shower after reading it??

    meggie said...

    Hope that sinus thing clears up.
    Hope you are not like our Mum- she bought a Medical Dictionary. As she read her way through it, she developed every fatal disease listed! We disposed of it when she was gone, poor dear. Who knows what would have happened if she had had access to Google.....

    I really had to laugh out loud at Dangingmorganmouse....

    Janet said...

    had wondered if you were having a "blog break". We're big on the kiddy party circuit too these days; a great way to catch colds I reckon. Must go and check the BB online diary, I'm not allowed to watch it as often as I'd like, pity, because I'm really into reality TV.

    hope your cold clears soon.

    muser said...

    OK well I watch too much SImpsons obviously. I'm having Ralph Wiggum in my head saying "the doctor says it wouldn't bleed so much if i kept my finger out of there!"

    nutmeg said...

    It's all those capillaries (or whatever their called) inside your nose and being aggravated so long by your cold. Well, that's the absolutely-I-don't-have-a-doctor's-qualifications-diagnosis! [Just check in on google for peace of mind]

    It's put a few ideas in my head about future emails though ...

    joanne said...

    don't google too much as you may start imagining you have every disease under the sun... or is that me who does that?????

    Tracey Petersen said...

    Blood noses freak me out too. I cannot believe that your husband did not rush to your side at the sight of your used tissue. Romance is dead!

    Stomper Girl said...

    That poor chick with the head injuries!

    I'm sure a 4-day nose bleed is not normal. I'm worried about you now. Can you still hear me H&B?? CAN YOU STILL HEAR ME?? How many fingers am I holding up? Who is the Prime Minister?

    Also, I can't believe you would choose the Big Brother online diary over my blog. *huff*

    I'm sorry. This comment is rather silly. I'm tired and should stop. I really do hope you are okay now.

    Melody said...

    Nose bleeds are scary. You're not pregnant are you? I had a few of those nose bleeds when I was preggers with Monzie...

    You're right, that BB online diary thingy is addictive. (Which is why I didn't know you hadn't posted for a week as I was too busy reading the BB site - only joking!!)

    Kylie said...

    I wonder if I can send my DH off to get the top of his head chopped off and sewn back on! Humm - if it works for headaches I am willing to do anything at the moment!

    Hope that you get over your sinus thing soon.

    Kylie

    Em said...

    I've felt like this lately... nothing of interest to say... or saying the same thing over and over again...

    Feel better.

    Blue Moon Girl said...

    I hope your sinus thing feels better. I hate sinus things. I get icky bloody noses when I have been blowing my nose all the time. It's really gross, but you know what helps me? Put a little Vaseline up there. It feels icky, but some of the problem is that it's sooooooooo very dry up there and then irritated by all the blowing.

    Mmmmm, that was a really yummy comment. Sorry! :)

    joann said...

    Hope your bloody nose stopped. What was it anyway?

    Joke said...

    Whatevah you do, do NOT see the film Scanners.

    -J.

    VictoriaE said...

    I'm inspired by you sending that tissue pic to your fella. I'll have to think up some such photos to email to mine. My sympathies to you - head colds hurt SO MUCH!!
    p.s. Will Kym and Rachel break up over those other two blasts-from-the-past, or will they take it all as just another test to their already much tested relationship?

    My float said...

    Well, you're still blogging so I'm glad to see you haven't dropped off the twig. I was worried for a while there...!

    But...that story about the girl with the topless head? BLERGH. Imagine being so blase about losing the top of your head? Did they sew it back on? Did they find anything?

    Questions, questions...

    How's the bleeder, by the way? Must be the onset of winter, no?

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