How are you?
Good, and you ? You sound well.
Something-something-golf-something-about-a-bar-he-already-told-me-about-something-something-ate-at-a-restaurant-and-all-these-girls-were-hanging-all-over-some-guy-and-they-asked-the-waiter-and-he-was-some-guy-from-"Saved by the Bell"
I hope it wasn't Screech. He was involved in some horrid porn video scandal
It was a latino guy
Ok, I think I remember him. Or maybe i'm thinking of Sweet Valley High ?
Yeah, good. I fixed the toilet. You now need a screwdriver to flush - don't ask - and the front lawn is still flooded and I did the test the water board told me to, and we don't have a leak, so they're sending
Ok, look, I gotta go, this is kinda expensive.
But I didn't get to tell you about the pesky kids next door and their bad manners !
Ok, tell me ( not sounding very interested )
So I had to abbreviate it, which hardly captured my indignation and their rudeness.
Heh. You know, I should have finished on a "by the way, they're investigating Qantas for more dodgy planes because there's been TONNES more mid-air dramas while you've been gone !"
Bet he would have been interested then.